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Monday, June 25th, 2007
9:57 pm
The fuck she's running for Pope! I've already designated my son as my successor. Yeah, that's right, blood is thicker than water (a hint as to where I've hidden my son). Besides, women are too emotional to be Pope. They should be at home cooking dinner and chilling the beer.
Sunday, June 24th, 2007
12:18 am
I just found out that I manage this community. I guess I started it two years ago when Pope John Paul II croaked and some geezer Nazi took over the throne. Nobody's dead yet but I guess I need a community to manage. So what the hell. Vote for me!!
Thursday, February 24th, 2005
12:45 pm
Anti-descrimination/prestigue policy
I apologise for a flaw in the interests of our community earlier. I did not mean to discriminate against neither Jews nor Christians, simply because of their failure to include Mary-worshipping in their agenda. What I meant to do was to condemn EVERYONE who isn't a Godly, saved Catholic. I mean, we accept everything. We are even likely to forgive grave errors and scandals, such as the molestation of alter boys and the ridiculous fee Catholics are required to pay to be parishoners. We do some cool shit out here in Roman Catholic schools, like forcing kids to write with their right hands (which makes them screwy in the head in the future), exaggerating the sex differences in everything from school uniforms to what kids are allowed to play in recess, bash homosexuals, and rashly discipline our students without worrying about government social policies. But heaven forbid we accept Mohammed worshipping.

That's all for tonight. Vote for me!
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